Tuesday, April 28, 2009

apa la tag ni... layan jer...

Dear Hidayah Admar ,

I don't really know how to tell you this, you're a leprechaun. I think I realized it when I tripped on peanut butter under the bus and I saw you sit on my Blink 182 cd. I'm sure you're high enough to understand that your driving sucks. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep the oil tank from your car as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet, sweet ass and I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo .

Please don’t hurt me,
Hardy

Here's how you do it:

Dear (the person who tagged you),

I don't really know how to tell you this,(1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12), Name

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chr�tien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your suicide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Tak de Tajuk ??

helloo... dah lama tak apdate blog nih... haha.. kinda bz dgn urusan hidup... lebih kurang sebulan aku tak apdate pe2... tp byk benda yg jd... so kepada kawan2 aku yg always ada dgn aku bila aku down, depressed, aku tgh ada probs, THaANKS A LOT ok... aku appreciate sgt2...

and 4 April 2009 lepas aku dah masok 19 tahun ! haiyoh... dah abes da zaman belasan tahun aku... so kepada semua yg wish bday kat aku thru call n msg, THX A LOT !
appreciate sgt2... :)
:( and to Khairani bday dia 1 April, Zamir bday dia 3 April, and also to Ili Sharmimi yg bday dia 7 April... kita dah sama2 masok 19 tahun okeh... May Allah bless all of us... amin ! :) and hope friendship berkekalan... :)

next week aku dah start class utk 2nd sem... macam malas pon ada... haha... mana leh malas2 kan...
tak maju nanti... (pandai cakap je nih) ;p

ok ler... tak tau nak type pe dah ni...
sekian... hehe... peace !

Saturday, February 14, 2009

L.O.V.E... Happy Valentine's Day !



hiks... tak tau nak merapu apa... lama tak apdate blog nih...
bz laaa... hari plak ada final exam... huhu... susah !!
hmm... so Hepi Valentines Day to y'all...
:)

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Tag Fever ke??

Tag instruction!

Remove 1 question from above and add in your personal question.Copy and paste these 20 question in your blog. Tag 8 peoples back.


1.what's ur ambition?

** ambition?? huhu... dunno yet...

2.who's more important to u? bf or fren?
** ma family...

3.what will u do when you face pressure?
** duduk diam2 n dgr lagu...

4.do u think u have enough confidence?
** hmm... tak cukup confident lg kot...


5. do u hv any bf/gf rite now?
** ada... byk... hahaha...


6.do you prefer SMS or call?
** SMS of course.. sep sikit...


7.what's ur goal for diz year?
** study hard... :)

8.do u believe in eternity love?
** yes....


9. What is your current addictions?
** Ice Cream ! Yummy...

10.what are u really afraid of?
** Failure and Death...

11.what is ur current hate?
** erm... hypocrite and back-stabber !

12.is there anything u wanna tell da people who hates u?
** i hate u more !

13.do u cherish every single frenship of yours?
** of course...

14.what is your recent nite dream?
** tak ingat !

15.what do u crave for the most currently?
** Asam Pedas !

16.most unexpected gift u received so far & when?
** 2004... suprise from my frenz on my bday...

17. describe da person who tagged u in 5 words.
** d most closest fren of mine, cute, sweet, pandai masak & love mocha's ice blended...

18. when do u plan to get married?
** hmm... tak pk lg....

19.what will u become in another 10 years to come?
** have my own company... amin...

20.describe yourself in 3 words.
** easy-goin, funny & loving... (^_^)


Saturday, January 10, 2009

Another Tag !

Tag dari Faisal and Nurul Admar

what is the most important thing in your life ?
Family...

what is the last thing you bought with your own money ?
Coffee Bean Mocha Ice Blended...

where do you wish to get married ?
hmmm.... hutan?? boleh tak??

how old do you think you will get permanently owned by your lover ?
28??

are you in love ?
haha... hope so... :)

where was the last restaurant you had dinner at ?
Kapitan Queensbay...

name the latest book you bought ?
dah lama tak beli buku... ;p

what is your full name ?
Hardiana Bt Harres.... :)

do you prefer mother or father?
Both... :)

name a person that you really wish to meet in your real life for the first time?
haha... tak tau la...

christina or britney?
2 2 tak suka boleh??

do you do your own laundry ?
Yup !

the most exciting place you want to go???
Korea and Japan !

hugs or kisses???
Both... ;p

point out five things about the person who tagged you??
Faisal Admar : Smart, love reading, gud in english, suka makan & 'pendiam'
Nurul Admar : Talkative, suka gelak, suka makan, clumsy & pandai masak...

eight things i’m passionate about..Apa ye...???
1. Money
2. Car
3. Foods
4. Music
5. Vacation
6. Exam... haha..
7. Tido
8. Buku... hehe.. ;p

eight books i have read recently???
1. Management
2. Marketing
3. Malaysian Studies
4. Accounting
hehe... tu je la yg baca buat masa skrg...


eight songs i’ve been listening over and over again??
1. Fall for you
2. If I were a boy
3. Never Be Replaced
4. This I promise you
5. All my life
6. I'll be missing you
7. Crush
8. I will always Love you

eight things i learned this year???
This year? still awal lg nak blajar ape2... hiks...

eight people you tag????
nobody....

Tag by Hidayah Admar...

Tagged by Hidayah Admar

1. Have you ever been on TV?
** TV? No tp kalau newspaper yes... hehe...

2. Have you ever sung in public?
** Nope !

3. Have you ever dyed your hair blond?
** Blond nope red yes.. hehe...

4. Have you ever eaten frogs' legs?
** huh? nope ! euwww !

5. Have you ever received a present that you really hated?
** Nope !

6. Have you ever walked into a lamp post?
** No.

7. Have you ever cooked a meal by yourself for more than 15 people?
** Nope ! haha...

8. Have you ever fallen or stumbled in front of others?
** fallen ? yes kot ? haha...

9. Have you ever done volunteer work?
** selalu... hehe...